The Land of Milk and Cookies is a place where one can have wet dreams and not bad ones. At the time, it was the only place on Planet Drool where one could have wet dreams.
When Max, Sharkboy, and Lavagirl got there, there was a male and female giant that looked like Max‘ abortions who Max had fucked right before they were thrown in the trash can. It being a wet dream, Max fucked the giants again fart fart cummy cummy poopoo. The FBI then came and hit Max in the ass a bunch of times till he fucking died